The Worst Investment I've Ever Seen

In the interest of full disclosure, the absolute worst investment I've ever seen is an advance-fee offer from a long-lost Nigerian pen pal named Dr. Clement Okon -- a man who knows neither the proper use of a thesaurus nor how to turn off "CAPS LOCK."

Just how bad is this investment? According to a report in The San Francisco Chronicle, "Dr. Okon" and his, err, colleagues bilked Americans for a record $198.4 million in Internet fraud in 2006 -- with the "notorious 'Nigeria 419' scam ... blamed for the largest individual losses."

When bad comes out of good
While not as bad as the Nigerian scam, the worst stock market investment I've ever seen has also cost Americans a ton of coin -- though it's 100% legal.

Before I name names, some background: Index funds and exchange-traded funds are hugely popular. Hundreds of billions of dollars are tied up in index funds; the mammoth S&P 500-tracking Vanguard 500 Index alone holds more than $115 billion in total assets.

As I've written before, this is a decidedly good thing. With so many active funds failing to beat that one bogey -- the large-cap-laden S&P 500 -- while charging more in fees, betting with the house is a sound strategy. Indexing gives you instant diversification, low turnover, and best of all, low costs.

So the theory goes
Take the very first index fund, for instance. Vanguard 500 has an expense ratio of 0.15%. It has no loads, 12b-1 marketing fees, or other hidden costs. So for every $100 you invest in Vanguard 500, you're dinged $0.15. Good deal, right? Hold that thought.

The First American Equity Index fund is also an S&P 500-tracking index fund. According to the fund's website, its objective is to "provide investment returns that correspond to the performance of the S&P 500 index." As you'll see, it's nearly identical to the Vanguard offering:

VFINX Top 10 Holdings (% of total assets)

FAIEX Top 10 Holdings (% of total assets)

ExxonMobil (NYSE: XOM) (3.91%)

ExxonMobil (3.84%)

General Electric (NYSE: GE) (3.19%)

General Electric (3.15%)

AT&T (NYSE: T) (2.00%)

AT&T (1.97%)

Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) 1.96%

Microsoft (1.93%)

Procter & Gamble (1.86%)

Procter & Gamble (1.84%)

Johnson & Johnson (1.59%)

Johnson & Johnson (1.57%)

Chevron (NYSE: CVX) (1.53%)

Chevron (1.53%)

Bank of America (NYSE: BAC) (1.45%)

Bank of America (1.40%)

IBM (1.38%)

IBM (1.31%)

JPMorgan Chase (NYSE: JPM) (1.26%)

JPMorgan Chase (1.25%)

Data from Morningstar. Portfolio holdings as of March 31, 2008.

The holdings are almost identical ... but the fee structure is not. Here's what shares of First American Equity Index cost:

  • 5.50% front-end load
  • 0.62% expense ratio (including a 0.25% 12b-1 fee)

Yes, you read that right: This is an index fund with a hefty front-end sales load and an expense ratio more than three times the size of its most notable competitor.

It is no small fry, either -- the fund has $1.7 billion in total assets.

More where that came from
I don't mean to single out First American Equity Index; it's not the only outrageously costly index fund:

Fund

Load?

Expense Ratio

Total Assets

Munder Index 500 (MUXAX)

2.5% front-end

0.64%

$560 million

BlackRock Index Equity (CIEAX)

3% front-end

0.36%

$813 million

Morgan Stanley S&P 500 Index (SPIAX)

5.25% front-end

0.49%

$858 million

Nationwide S&P 500 Index (GRMAX)

5.75% front-end

0.49%

$2.22 billion

Data from Morningstar.

High-fee index funds don't bring any performance advantages to the table, and they siphon off more of our money to the pockets of the fund companies. Indeed, Morningstar estimates that an investment of $10,000 in FAEIX will cost you $1,428 in fees over a 10-year period. That same investment in VFINX will run up $192 in fees. Do you see any reason to pay $1,236 more for the exact same product?

Me neither. And there you have it: The worst investment I've ever seen is the outrageously expensive index fund. Seriously. If you had two street vendors offering you the same product, only one charged as much as five times the price, which would you choose?

That's a rhetorical question
In the marketplace, reason should lead us to the less-costly choice. But -- as the last column in the above table illustrates -- that's not the case with mutual funds.

In a paper titled "Why Does the Law of One Price Fail? An Experiment on Index Mutual Funds," professors James Choi, David Laibson, and Brigitte Madrian reinforce that point.

The trio presented Harvard staff members and undergraduates and Wharton MBA candidates -- a decidedly brainy sampling -- with a $10,000 portfolio. Each subject was to allocate the $10,000 across four S&P 500 index funds; the professors provided different groups with different information about the funds.

Now, the single differentiating factor among the choices is how much they charge -- they're index funds, for crying out loud! But the conclusions were sobering:

Many people do not realize that mutual fund fees are important for making an index fund investment decision. ... Second, even investors who realize fees are important do not minimize index fund fees.

Putting theory into practice
The fund companies justify the higher fees by saying that they come with financial advice/guidance. Here's the thing, though: If your broker isn't telling you to buy the cheapest index, you should be suspicious of that advice, anyway.

So make sure you're not unwittingly holding an index fund that'll slowly steal your dollars (pay close attention to your 401(k)s, in particular). And make double-sure you pay close attention to all the fees you're paying when you invest. My colleague Robert Brokamp offers a wonderful service called Motley Fool Rule Your Retirement, and in his model portfolio section he provides a short list of the best index funds around. To see the funds that have made the cut, and for retirement guidance of all stripes, I encourage you to try the service for the next 30 days, free of charge.

Brian Richards uses hyperbole sometimes. Brian owns shares of Microsoft and the Vanguard 500 Index fund. Microsoft is an Inside Value recommendation. Johnson & Johnson, Bank of America, and JPMorgan Chase are Income Investor recommendations. The Motley Fool’s disclosure policy is the greatest disclosure policy in human history.

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  • On July 03, 2008, at 10:23 AM, jdlech wrote: Report this Comment

    The second worse investment I've ever seen was home ownership. After taxes, maintenance and upkeep and the recent depreciations, most long term homeowners lost money. This was generally true even when housing was appreciating as taxes and maintenance typically swallows up any value increase. Unless you plan on flipping that house within a couple of years for many thousands more than you paid, it's a bad investment. With the housing market the way it is today, good luck - you're going to need it.

    Yet, home ownership has been beaten into our minds as the American dream for decades. We want it so badly we're obviously willing to enter into irrational, ill advised, near scam financial deals to get it. Perhaps we should be getting our collective heads examined in light of the recent economic situation.

  • On July 03, 2008, at 11:08 AM, jglasgow wrote: Report this Comment

    Unfortunately, many 401(k) plans (mine, for example) offer only high fee funds so I need to assume the company match overcomes the drag of the fees in order to take advantage of the plan

  • On July 03, 2008, at 3:31 PM, icesword2 wrote: Report this Comment

    My company's 401(k) plan is tied up with a full-price broker that charges huge fees for switching from an "actively managed" account to a DIY format, unless your account already has a ton of money saved up. Then you just have to pay $55 a trade after that. Then they charge even more to buy funds from Vangaurd and other competitors. It's a doozy.

    Homeowning doesn't technically count as an investment, but it can be less expensive then renting if you stay put for a few years. Remember, even if your future house's resale value doesn't increase, your current apartment's rent will. There are good calculation tools on the Internet to help compare the costs of buying and renting.

  • On July 03, 2008, at 6:10 PM, foolmeonce4 wrote: Report this Comment

    Brian, well written and overdue. The extension of this particular "hide the fees and bilk the fools" story is reflected in two of the three comments to your article. Specifically, employers who force employees to use fund managers and/or outsourced benefits administrators for everything from retirment accounts to stock option administration. The high fund and service fees, which come directly out of employees' pockets, are typically multiples of market fees. I have experience with one employer where certain such fees are 150 times a market-based fee. It is obvious that HR departments and leadership of these firms are eager to trade away employee assets for low (or no) administrative fees which would otherwise be billed directly to the employer. This scam is of monumental proportions, and a breach of implied trust [made worse yet, as the employees have no agency to shift vested financial assets elsewhere].

    Aside from the outsourcing abuses, I have also seen this model used to boost assets-under-management figures in financial institutions, where in-house asset managment platforms couldn't compete in the real world. In this case the higher fees, once again borne by the employees, subsidize a poorly performing corporate business unit.

    The aggregate of assets under management where the vested beneficiaries have no control over the service providers is, no doubt, much greater than the free-market segment. Why isn't this kind of thing an ERISA problem?

  • On July 03, 2008, at 9:26 PM, dionysus05 wrote: Report this Comment

    I agree, my 401(k) has no other options than these high fee funds. Too bad the company won't just match my stock purchases in my IRA

  • On July 04, 2008, at 2:27 AM, saunafool wrote: Report this Comment

    I think we've just discovered why the high fee funds exist. The big financial companies can sell them as part of their 401k packages to companies, and then the investors no longer have a choice.

  • On July 04, 2008, at 10:30 AM, Goodgravey wrote: Report this Comment

    NO really. Give me a break. I can't tell you how many "fools" I see out there not looking at this; however, one would think those of us in MF have this figured out and would like something a bit more than the basics.

  • On July 04, 2008, at 9:31 PM, Javier123 wrote: Report this Comment

    Sound like an it would be fantastic to short this kinna stock then, wouldn't it?

    The next time when you see such emails, just short it over a span of one month.

  • On July 09, 2008, at 1:33 PM, Gemini846 wrote: Report this Comment

    I'm pretty sure you can't directly short these funds. They aren't closed end or exchange traded (like the SPY).

    Honestly I think that this is one area that regulators can step in and say "show them the fees up front." Many of these companies who manage 401k's also make money managing the 401k, so they double bank at the expense of the employee.

    People often leave these funds w/out getting vested so the employer match never catches up with the fees.

    I particularly enjoyed jdlech's comment about the "New American Dream" being home ownership. That dream was sold to the boomers after WW2 and financed by our tax dollars.

    The original American Dream was the ability to be self sufficient which for many included land you could farm. There is a big difference between a family farm and a house in the berbs. See the movie "Far and Away" for a sample of this idea.

    Sadly burdensom taxes to pay for entitlement programs, and poor money management by the fed et are rapidly stripping us of our liberty. We can only take so much bread and circus.

  • On July 11, 2008, at 10:22 PM, chanoux wrote: Report this Comment

    I am a public school teacher and signed up with my employers 403 plan which is like a 401 K plan. I had a set amount taken from my pay check and invested in the plan monthly. Well, I recently read about how these plans charge high loads to "manage" my money and tried to get out of the plan. The board of educations broker told me it was impossible for me to pull my money from the account until I reached retirement age or had a termination of employment because it was a work sponsored investment plan and was taken out with pre taxed money. I was told this was not their rule but an IRS rule. I am apparently "stuck" until retirment.

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